February 2012
My dentist never wears gloves when he sticks his hands into my mouth and I told Twitter and everyone has made me paranoid that he feels his balls and then puts his hands into my mouth and I have to go and see him tomorrow and I know that his hairy sausage fingers taste like bum anyway but now they’re going to taste like bum and balls and I feel sick.
Watchpandacows:
my parents are such assholes
this is the best :’)
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w0lfeyes replied to your post: Just out of curiosity… Do you think I look like…
Jessica Weekley
I WISHHHHH
Just out of curiosity… Do you think I look like any famous people?
Anonymous asked: did you and systemofadowny date?
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disillusionmentoftenoclock replied to your post: My family are going on holiday in whitsun week…
SEX
what is that
soluswolf:
my boyfriend must hate me sometimes :—-)
My family are going on holiday in whitsun week which means my boyfriend gets to come and live with me and I’m excited eee n_n
sloy asked: what about me?, don't be silly
clittybangbang asked: i envy you like crazy, you're far too pretty miss!
sloy asked: there's nothing sexier than you
There is nothing sexier than a guy’s sleepy voice.
herprettylittlemind asked: You are gorgeous, honestly wish I had your looks! xx
val-or asked: did you get you side fringe back? it looks super cute.
laurenbeckky asked: your vag is like a black hole... sometimes i feel it pulling me in
Anonymous asked: i don't understand, why are you sending photo's to that systemofadowny guy if you have a boyfriend..
laurenbeckky asked: there are 70 year old prostitutes that haven't had as many sexual partners as you
laurenbeckky asked: damn my life for sending all these without hiding behind anon :( oh
laurenbeckky asked: gunna cut out your eyes
laurenbeckky asked: slut face
laurenbeckky asked: bullying you for the fun times
I really fancy my boyfriend right now and its freaking me out like crazy.
I love being in my bed.
doorsforwhores:
when people just comment ‘gay’ on something, it winds me up so fucking much. how is that an insult?
^ gay
I've started wearing dresses, spending money on...
I did a really girly thing yesterday. I bought some lipstick. Is everyone proud?
Everyone is going crazy over how “great” the V Fest line up is. I think its a collection of the worst musicians I have ever heard.
tripug asked: Hi i'm an alcoholic and my pets hamster weighs as much as one cream egg
systemofadowny asked: I'm 17 and I weight 123902 stone D:
pyroclastics asked: I'm 102 and I weigh 3tones :3
stanleypoobrick asked: I'm 12 and I weigh 437lbs. You need to know this hayley!!
hauntedbyghosts asked: I'm 18 and I weigh 10 stone
Anonymous asked: I'm 17 and weigh 200 ilbs :o
Anonymous asked: I'm 17, and I weight 95. :3